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Waqt Nahi ..................

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Courtesy - 'forsv: potpourri of thoughts'


Courtesy- 'forsv: potpourri of thoughts'

Reservation in Messengers !!! ..............


One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.

"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"

"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be an injustice to another. " He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947 ."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.

" Hey! Are you mad or what? "

He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

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  • Girlfrnd - Wife System Upgradation Anouncement ....

    Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 : )

    Dear Tech Support Team:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
    I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
    Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

    I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

    Please help!

    "A Troubled User"


    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that people complain about.
    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
    Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
    It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
    I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
    the system will return to normal anyway.
    Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

    STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With ShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support ...

    Banta Singh's letter to Bill Gates ...............

    Banta singh letter to billgates

    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

    This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

    > 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

    > 2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

    > 3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

    > 4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' and has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

    > 5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    > 6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

    > 7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

    > 8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

    > 9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?

    NEWTON is not New ton......!!!

    All the scientists die and go to heaven.

    They decide to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.

    Everyone starts hiding except Newton.

    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein. Einstein counts 1,2,3......97,98,99.....100.

    He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front. Einstein says "Newton's out. Newton's....out....."

    Newton denies and says Newton is not out.

    He claims that he is not Newton.

    All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton.

    Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared since a Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, therefore Pascal is OUT!!!!!!!!!"

    Courtesy- 'forsv: potpourri of thoughts'